Now here's a "correlation" (gets whacked by friends for bringing statistics class back) between Charles Brown, and I:
Charles Brown
-Liked a red-haired girl
-was always afraid to approach her
-always finishes last
-always searches for deeper meanings in life
-nobody listens to him
-ridiculed by his society for his mistakes.

John
-Liked a red-haired girl
-was always afraid to approach her
-always finds something out too late (might as well finish last then)
-always searches for deeper meanings in life
-nobody listens to him
-ridiculed by his society for his mistakes